Death By Laundry OR Open Faced Tomato & Herbed Goat Cheese Sandwich

I'd like to state that laundry washed with detergent smells awesome. Laundry washed without detergent, doesn't. That's a little tip from yours truly. I learned that the hard way. You're very welcome.

This open faced tomato and herbed goat cheese sandwich was my reward after doing three loads of laundry today.

THREE, MASSIVE, GINORMOUS, SUPER DUPER, HUMONGOUS LOADS OF LAUNDRY.

I hate doing laundry.

Have I mentioned that?

Yeah, I think maybe I have.

My mother would tell me if I did it more often, I wouldn't have Mount Laundrious in my room.

She's probably right. Probably.

But then I'd have to find something else to whine about. It's not like it would take me long to find something else to whine about; I am female after all. (Ba-dum-dum! That was for the fellas and understanding women.) But, I really want this strained relationship to work. So I try. But the laundry bit back at me today.

As a matter of fact, my laundry nearly killed me.

Broiled Tomatoes with Goat Cheese

I'm unusual.

If you haven't figured that out by now...well...where have you been??

{Family - you can stop laughing now, K?}

My parents, who recognize their daughter is wired a little different, ventured into an Asian market to get me one of the coolest birthday presents ever: a kiwano melon. They didn't know what it was, I didn't know what it was, but we tried it.

And we lived to tell about it.