See that guy?
I heard him last night as I was drifting off to the land where unicorns roam free, clouds are made of cotton candy, and fences are made of lollipops.
I was seconds away from arriving there in my car made of Wonka Bars when I heard what sounded like a small engine starting in my room...and then a "Clink!"
There was a stink bug.
Loose.
In my room.
With me.
While I was trying to sleep.
I had a vision of a stink bug crawling on me, up my nose, while I was sleeping. I snapped on my light and looked around. The stink bug was MIA.
I flipped my light off and prayed it wouldn't land on me while I was sleeping. Just as I got my pillow just right, I heard him again.
"THIS IS WAR!!" I hissed through clenched teeth to the invisible stink bug. I couldn't open my mouth to say it because he might fly in and that would damage me permanently if that happened.
