One Word: GROSS

Apparently, if you decide to cook an egg in the microwave, you should either scramble it first or put a paper towel over the bowl if you're cooking it straight up. I learned that lesson the hard way this morning. Yup.

I'd also just like to state that food blowing up in the microwave 5 minutes before having to leave for work is the single person's equivalent of a toddler in need of an emergency poopy diaper change.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

For the record, I'd rather clean the microwave than the poopy diaper.